Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up    by Robert T. Jeschonek
Price: $3.99 USD. 7150 words. Published on January 17, 2012. .
Who's the grossest kid in the world? Tommy Puke, that's who! He fights off bullies with his mighty loogies, conquers jerks with his farts, and sticks up for his pet skunk by driving off wild dogs with his blistering bad breath. But what happens when he meets Rhino Man, a barfing hero who's grosser than he is? Tommy decides to hang up his puke unless a peek at his foul future can change his mind.