A Birthday Surprise by Richard Alan Dickson
Price: $2.99 USD. 10300 words.
Published by Grey Cat Press on September 16, 2010. .
Racing around from one planet to the next at the galaxy's edge, a pair of bumbling thieves charge hard to find their last big score. With each failure leaving a DNA trail that revokes their landing rights forever, only a few open planets remain. Can they win the game, or will they get kicked off every decent planet in the known universe?