Books tagged: cat humor

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Mewsings: My Life as a Jewish Cat
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 3,730. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Religious / Jewish
In the fun/educational "Mewsings," cat Ketzel pontificates, in rhyme, on what it takes to be a good Jew, especially during the High Holidays. Whether chasing after tops during Hanukkah, or salivating over gefilte fish before Passover, or observing Jewish life & customs in Iceland, New Zealand and Hawaii, the beloved calico accords her own Yiddishe Mama a five-meeow rating for being a true mensch.
Grab Life by the Tail: Activities for bored cats
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 920. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Pets & livestock
Kitty, are you wasting your nine lives by always napping on the same windowsill, chasing the dog around the kitchen table, sniffing catnip mousies on the couch? If so, you're in a rut. Roberta Beach Jacobson, former Cat Lady blogger at the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, encourages you to take charge, to strut your stuff, to be your own cat. Who doesn't desire to lead a flealess, fearless feline life?
Lessons In Stalking: Adjusting to Life With Cats
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 17,940. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
“The Erma Bombeck of cat writers!” Cotton mice found doing the dead man’s float in the water dish...5 AM wake-up calls...a “no-closed doors” policy...the cat declares a holy war when put on a diet. Lessons In Stalking homes in on the wildly different responses the author and her spouse have to a life shared with cats. If you own a cat, you MUST own this book!
Cat Maintenance: Urban Cat Care and Other Catastrophes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,600. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Hilarious adventures in urban homesteading with three white cats and coping with the outrageous things they just can't seem to refrain from doing. Cat Maintenance will have you laughing out loud, even if you've never owned a cat, let alone three of them. One of the most popular columns ever published in The Porch Press, official newspaper of the Grant Park Historical District in Atlanta.
A Voice From An Inner World
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,650. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2011 by Arachne Enterprises. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A collection of short stories. Some of these are sketches for longer works. Some are things that moved me and erupted from the tip of my pen, or keyboard as it were.
Wanted: Cat Assassin
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A spoofed Craigslist ad wherein a Machiavellian, Lovecraftian nemesis seeks out an expert Cat Assassin to rid him of the insipid vermin that he has reluctantly been asked to care for after his next door neighbors skipped town for a "temporary" job opportunity. Actually based on a true story (no cats were harmed in the story nor real life) and includes photos of the real life cats in question!
Cozy Cat Sam
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Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Cozy cat Sam is searching for a cozy place to take his nap. How hard could it be for him to find a soft, quiet place to rest his cozy cat head? Follow Sam as he searches throughout the house, looking for that one special place that is just perfect for him.
Cozy Cat Sam and His Feline Family
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 630. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Cozy cat Sam and mommy cat Mittens now have a litter of three cozy cat kittens. Sam's days of taking cat naps are over. Will Sam be able to keep up with his litter of curious kittens?
Fred's Evil Plan to Take Over the World
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,820. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fred the cat has come to take over the world ... or so he claims. In short blog entries, Fred divulges aspects of his plan as they manifest themselves in the daily life he shares with Man, Woman, two dogs and several other cat minions. Warning: contains some litter box humor and depictions of recreational catnip use.
It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog Trainer - Volume 1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,160. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A fun read for dog lovers! Have you ever wondered what ends up on the cutting room floor when watching celebrity dog trainers on the television? During her career as a professional dog trainer and canine behaviourist, Karen Davison has been battered, flattened, tied up in knots and found herself in some funny, strange and painful situations. Here she shares some of the more memorable moments!