Eight Days before Christmas
by Ian Lea
Santa cancels Christmas. Mrs Claus saves it, or does she? A boil on his rear causes Santa to cancel Christmas after the elves try many strange cures from a book. The results after each treatment make Santa’s workshop a mess. Mrs Clause saves the day by training the elves to gather other toys but this comes at a cost to all those involved. Possibly the longest, funniest and rudest Christmas poem.