Love, [unpronounceable]    by Ryan M. Williams
Price: $2.99 USD. 9350 words. Published by Glittering Throng Press  on May 22, 2011. .
With the greatest gig in the unviverse, comes great responsibility to make sure the toilets function for both humanoid species and otherwise aboard the Elegant Slipstream. The job let Chrystal Eagle see the sights but it also had one main drawback — the passengers. Includes complete bonus story "The Greatest Gig"