How Ninja Brush Their Teeth    by R.A. Hobbs
Price: Free! 16000 words. Published on April 12, 2013. .
(Novelette) What does a ninja do after being demoted to a regular nine to five job? He picks a fight with the wrong crowd that leads him on a completely unexpected adventure full of mystery, love and a stray cat. Note to parents: PG-13, with sexual situations and allusions to sex, violence and some strong language.