Survive the Movie Plot: Real Folks' Survival Guide for Horror, Sci-Fi & Thrillers    by K.E. Hawkins
Price: $2.99 USD. 13750 words. Published on May 5, 2011. .
Vampire attacks, space aliens, mad scientists, giant ants, monsters and other scary encounters that you can survive with the help of this survival guide. This book contains information presented with humor that may one day be found useful to you. Real folks have survival rights, too! Photos from classic B-movies are included.

Bee-Man (A.E.U)    by Sarah Long
Price: $0.99 USD. 2730 words. Published by juliusstclair on October 29, 2012. .
Obadiah and Jeremiah Beeter are two middle-aged men that never had a job and still live at home…and they have no intention of changing. But when their parents get fed up one day and try to kill their slacking sons, a radioactive bee stings Obadiah, turning him into the charismatic Bee-man! Caution: This story is so bad that it should be banned in all countries. DO NOT READ!

Forever Loving You    by Eric Muss-Barnes
Price: $1.99 USD. 19320 words. Published on February 20, 2013. .
Does pretentious poetry make you want to projectile vomit, just for effect? Then you have found your proverbial hairball instigator with Forever Loving You.