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Short Bedtime Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 5,220. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2010. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
These are several short stories I used to tell my daughters at bedtime. They are not quite as I told them as it was several years ago. Feel free to read to your children or adapt them. Let me know if they enjoyed any of them. Warning - contains the word 'poo'.
Cats and Dogs and Little Green Men, But No Humans Allowed
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 26,090. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2011 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Humans always hog the good stories. But heroes come in all shapes and sizes, from dogs to cats to little green men (or elves, in this case). This collection includes five short stories that give the nod to the non-humans of the bunch, including, "Road Rage," "Cat Patrol Delta, Episode #1: Earthfall," "Doom Cows from Outer Space," "The Dawn of Spring," and "The Case of the Missing Cookies."
One Night In Green Bay or Were-Cow? There Cow.
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Price: Free! Words: 2,360. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There's a full moon tonight in Green Bay, Wisconsin. And it brings murder. This one's for you, Elsie.
The Right Colour
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 93,990. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the original (grown-ups) version about Princess the Cow, now a bestseller. Princess the Cow grows up through a life of bullying and racism, before taking on a sinister but fun character of her own in a magnificent story about sheer determination. It has been likened to Black Beauty, Babe and the Ugly Duckling, all roled into one. Now available on eBook by request.
How Not To Make Millions - but Still Enjoy a Rich Rural Life
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 140,160. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Farming
The sample download is not fully representative of the contents, which is a synopsis of 60 years farming and gardening in several countries and is the base for suggestions that can be used by those with less experience. For a better guide see my blog "Snippets" published in June 2013. It is particularly useful for first time owners and novice food growers. 140k words.
Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown
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Price: Free! Words: 95,400. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Constable Paddington has a few problems: an evil beast is killing cows on his island; the elite military team who are supposed to capture this beast are threatening to shoot the duke; and there's a horde of philosophical zombies on the loose. And that's not even mentioning the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world...
14 Absolutely Horrible, Gross, Disgusting Facts About Animals: A 15-Minute Book
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Series: 15-Minute Books · 14 Fun Facts. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2011 by LearningIsland.com. Category: Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Animals
OK, let’s face it. Some things that animals do can be totally gross and disgusting. Here are some of the best, or should we say the worst, things that animals do. Do you know: How owls poop? What happens to roadrunner babies who don’t gain weight fast enough? And why do cows lick their noses when they eat? Discover these disgusting facts, and more in this 15-minute book.
It’s a High Voltage Adventure
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Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Canadian Poetry
Nathaniel S. Rounds sits behind the steering wheel of life and weaves a tale of service jobs and common folk... It’s a High Voltage Adventure examines the day to day, diving in for a bird’s eye view and pulling away for the Big Picture. Phyllis Johnson, author of Being Frank with Anne (poetry about Anne Frank)
Total Bull and the Buffalo
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Price: Free! Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
Total Bull is a hard-working fellow from the big Cow City. But for all his hard work (a wife, a mortgage, a car) he feels like something is just missing from his life. So he decides to go on a journey of discovery. Along the way he meets the mythical and mysterious Buffalo civilization.
The Incredible Zoo of Mr. MaCoo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 440. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Adventure & Adventurers
An animal and counting adventure story for the very young reader.