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Short Bedtime Stories    by Tom Greenwood
Price: Free! 5220 words. Published on April 25, 2010. .

These are several short stories I used to tell my daughters at bedtime. They are not quite as I told them as it was several years ago. Feel free to read to your children or adapt them. Let me know if they enjoyed any of them. Warning - contains the word 'poo'.
Bitsy Pollo Save Us!    by David Barron
Price: $1.99 USD. 3680 words. Published by H2NH ePub  on February 16, 2011. .

In a cow-eat-human world where chickens are slaves to bulls, one middle-class rooster is pulled too fast and pushed too far. A science fiction short story.
Cats and Dogs and Little Green Men, But No Humans Allowed    by Richard Alan Dickson
Price: $5.99 USD. 25990 words. Published by Grey Cat Press  on April 9, 2011. .

Humans always hog the good stories. But heroes come in all shapes and sizes, from dogs to cats to little green men (or elves, in this case). This collection includes five short stories that give the nod to the non-humans of the bunch, including, "Road Rage," "Cat Patrol Delta, Episode #1: Earthfall," "Doom Cows from Outer Space," "The Dawn of Spring," and "The Case of the Missing Cookies."
One Night In Green Bay or Were-Cow? There Cow.    by Bill Bibo
Price: Free! 2360 words. Published on May 15, 2011. .

There's a full moon tonight in Green Bay, Wisconsin. And it brings murder. This one's for you, Elsie.
HOW NOT TO MAKE MILLIONS - but still enjoy a rich rural life    by Alan  McDonald
Price: $9.00 USD. 140160 words. Published on August 26, 2011. .

A synopsis of 60 years farming and gardening in several countries is the base for suggestions that can be used by those with less experience - meat or non-meat eaters, organic or conventional systems, large or small scale. Particularly useful for first time owners and novice food growers. 140k words.
Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown    by Stephen Bills
Price: Free! 95420 words. Published on September 2, 2011. .

Constable Paddington has a few problems: an evil beast is killing cows on his island; the elite military team who are supposed to capture this beast are threatening to shoot the duke; and there's a horde of philosophical zombies on the loose. And that's not even mentioning the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world...
14 Absolutely Horrible, Gross, Disgusting Facts About Animals: A 15-Minute Book    by Caitlind Alexander
Price: $0.99 USD. 2040 words. Published by LearningIsland.com  on November 12, 2011. .

OK, let’s face it. Some things that animals do can be totally gross and disgusting. Here are some of the best, or should we say the worst, things that animals do. Do you know: How owls poop? What happens to roadrunner babies who don’t gain weight fast enough? And why do cows lick their noses when they eat? Discover these disgusting facts, and more in this 15-minute book.
Trying Something New (How the Cow Jumped Over the Moon)    by Sally Huss
Price: $0.99 USD. 1050 words. Published on December 8, 2011. .

As a cow in the middle of a pasture with nothing to do, but chew, life is pretty boring. She can’t possibility imagine anything else. With delightful invitations from one animal after the next, she still can’t fathom doing other than what she has always done, until a feisty chicken challenges her to jump over the moon. Effort and determination is the message here. Fun is the manner.
The Brazen Spindle    by David Parish-Whittaker
Price: $2.97 USD. 79720 words. Published on December 22, 2011. .

The Brazen Spindle follows Ned Hasting, would-be highwayman, turned cow, turned girl, as he stumbles into a fairytale land filled with strange magics, strong passions and hidden secrets. At turns both whimsical and philosophical, The Brazen Spindle examines questions about identity, historical gender roles and what it means to be human. Or perhaps it's just Jane Eyre with talking cows.
Out-Of-Mind Experiences: Thirteen Tales    by Lori R. Lopez
Price: $4.99 USD. 87060 words. Published on January 27, 2012. .

This diverse collection merges an array of genres such as horror and humor, modern and mythic, historic and supernatural. Sometimes gripping, often quirky, these tales are always inventive and thought-inducing. Journey through a broad spectrum of fictional adventures from angry cows to psychotic pets, through portals of terror and gateways of myth and fantasy. There is something for everyone.