Flying Starfish of Death: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2008) by Barton Grover Howe
Approx. 54,830 words.
Published on November 20, 2011.
One flying starfish and life’s never been the same, as amazon.com best-selling author Barton Grover Howe recounts life in the Pacific Northwest. His wife’s offensive defensive driving habits, tips for using hams to get through airport screening, and sanctimonious environmentalists who refuse to use llamas — it’s all there to leave you “Beach Slapped.”