Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom (Psycho Proctologists #1)    by W.W. Pecker
Price: $1.69 USD. 25510 words. Published on October 14, 2012. .
Forget Fifty Shades of Gray, this book is blacker than your a**hole. The world may think they’re crazy, but they’re all that’s standing between you and the Armageddon. Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call? A butt doctor.