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The Silk Noose
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 77,060. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2010 by Pegasus Books. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The Silk Noose is the third short story collection by Marcus McGee, following Four Stories and Synchronicity. By far his most eclectic collection, it contains his usual twisted stories, including Denouément, Dork and The Silk Noose but it also includes a parable, an operatic libretto and three essays, On Niggers and Squirrels most personal to the author among them.
Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book
Price: Free! Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he faces the dreaded school bully. It's the formulaic elementary school chapter book at its finest! DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.
Have You Hugged A Dork Lately?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Taking Dorks to a new level by adding the Cool factor, Have You Hugged A Dork Lately showcases a vast array of tongue-in-cheek quips, snarky one-liners, snappy comebacks and deadpan sarcasm. From defining the species to verbally slapping stupid people - from relationship observations to a personalized Dork Challenge - this playful romp through a maze of word fun is guaranteed to brighten your day.
Beaver Dam
Series: Hellions. Price: Free! Words: 16,950. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beavers have invaded Salem Creek. And not just any beavers. These are the rare, black-striped omnivores known as hellions that crave two things: wood and fresh meat. What will happen when thousands of the critters collectively consume the citizens and the town's buildings? Who will save Salem Creek from sure destruction?
How to Live in Fear
Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2013. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Social Issues / Self-Esteem & Self-Reliance
We are all filled with fear, but we're still alive. There is a fear surrounding us and growing all around us. The tv, the radio, news, blogs. The fear of who we are and what we aren't. It can be overwhelming. And while we may never get rid of that fear that wants to stop us from being the next hero, we can learn to overcome it and live with it. To live in it with just a little hard work.
A Dork Named Dodson: The Diabolical Gym Challenge
Price: Free! Words: 6,400. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
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He's scrawny. He's got huge glasses. He's bad at sports. He's Dodson, and he's a great big dork. But somehow he always seems to get into zany situations with his best friend Squishy. Join him this time as he faces the most challenging foe he could ever imagine: GYM CLASS. Kids of all ages will enjoy Dodson's very first journal entry, which includes lots of fun pictures to go with the story.
A Dork Named Dodson: The Stinky Dog Problem
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
He's scrawny. He's got huge glasses. He's bad at sports. He's Dodson, and he's a great big dork. But somehow he always seems to get into zany situations with his best friend Squishy. Join him this time as he learns about responsibility and faces a problem that's, well...STINKY! Kids of all ages will love Dodson's second journal entry, which includes lots of fun pictures to go with the story.
A Dork Named Dodson: Dirty Work
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,930. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
He's scrawny. He's got huge glasses. He's bad at sports. He's Dodson, and he's a great big dork. But somehow he always seems to get into zany situations with his best friend Squishy. Join him this time as he and Squishy learn the value (and occasional terror) of a job well done. Kids of all ages will love Dodson's third journal entry, which includes lots of fun pictures to go with the story.
Life of a Loser - Wanted
Price: Free! Words: 13,000. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Graphic novel
Just when things couldn't get any worse, Lou Zuhr's luck is about to change. Lou's family is moving to the stinkiest town on the planet - Pittsville, USA. Fail! From a sister Lou claims is a demon, to frequent run-ins with The Law - join Lou on a LOL ride through the life of “the unluckiest kid in the whole universe”. What else can you expect when your dad is an underwear salesman? *LOL*