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The Silk Noose
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 76,730. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2010. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The Silk Noose is the third short story collection by Marcus McGee, following Four Stories and Synchronicity. By far his most eclectic collection, it contains his usual twisted stories, including Denouément, Dork and The Silk Noose but it also includes a parable, an operatic libretto and three essays, On Niggers and Squirrels most personal to the author among them.
Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book
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Price: Free! Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he faces the dreaded school bully. It's the formulaic elementary school chapter book at its finest! DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.
Have You Hugged A Dork Lately?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Taking Dorks to a new level by adding the Cool factor, Have You Hugged A Dork Lately showcases a vast array of tongue-in-cheek quips, snarky one-liners, snappy comebacks and deadpan sarcasm. From defining the species to verbally slapping stupid people - from relationship observations to a personalized Dork Challenge - this playful romp through a maze of word fun is guaranteed to brighten your day.
Aaaack the Duck - a humorous children's book
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Series: Aaaack the Duck, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Tired of mistreatment by humans, a feisty little duckling named Aaaack decides he’s going to become a Lawyer so he can set things right. When an accident brings him together with a little girl named Alexa, Aaaack sees his chance to go to school and fulfill his dream. This is the idea behind Aaaack the Duck, the first of a series of chapter books.
Aaaack In School - a humorous children's book
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Series: Aaaack the Duck, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,160. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Aaaack the duck struggles for acceptance by Alexa’s family, then makes his way to school to fulfill his dream
SuperBurger - a humorous children's book
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,530. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Eight year old Isaac wants to trade places with you. Yeah, you. He’s had it with his family. His sister’s annoying, his brother is devious, his parents completely unfair, and - worst of all - they won’t leave him to eat a Super Burger in peace. So he makes his case to trade places with anyone reading his story. A funny story with a few big surprises, aimed at anyone who likes to laugh.
Effie the Magician - a humorous children's book
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,540. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
A little girl saves the world. Seven year old Effie is having a very unlucky weekend. Her family is visiting her Grandmother’s farm, and Effie just can’t keep from getting into trouble. And when it looks as though things couldn’t get worse, Effie finds her Grandmother’s Secret Book of Magic and a Wand. That’s when things really get nutty.
The Strange Journal of the Boy Henry
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Series: The Strange Journal, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
An eleven year old boy wakes up in a bedroom. He doesn’t know where he is and doesn’t remember who he is. He finds a very strange household whose members insist he is part of their family. When the creepy dad starts asking him strange questions, the boy notes his observations in a journal, to solve the puzzle of his very peculiar situation. A mystery with twists and turns Dan Brown would admire.
Beaver Dam
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Series: Hellions. Price: Free! Words: 16,950. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Beavers have invaded Salem Creek. And not just any beavers. These are the rare, black-striped omnivores known as hellions that crave two things: wood and fresh meat. What will happen when thousands of the critters collectively consume the citizens and the town's buildings? Who will save Salem Creek from sure destruction?
How to Live in Fear
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Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2013. Category: Essay » Sociology
We are all filled with fear, but we're still alive. There is a fear surrounding us and growing all around us. The tv, the radio, news, blogs. The fear of who we are and what we aren't. It can be overwhelming. And while we may never get rid of that fear that wants to stop us from being the next hero, we can learn to overcome it and live with it. To live in it with just a little hard work.