Say Hello to My Little Friend by Kristine Kathryn Rusch
Price: $2.99 USD. 3780 words.
Published by WMG Publishing on June 9, 2010. .
A handsome man walks into a bar…and can’t pick up women. Sounds like a joke. Or a bar bet. Or maybe, just maybe, a bit of magic follows him everywhere. A short, somewhat malicious bit of magic, with a fondness for Piña Coladas.