It's Not a Tuba by Marshall J. Pierce
Price: $0.99 USD. 5770 words.
Published on March 14, 2011. .
1) Life was relentlessly embarrassing as a kid
2) I played a number of instruments but never got to play tuba
3) I only pretended to care about things most of the time
4) Innocent but not innocent
5) Being a band teacher must be terrible