Who Moved My TV? by Jonathan Lowe
Price: $3.99 USD. 9830 words.
Published by Gypsy Shadow Publishing on August 23, 2010. .
Question: when do sewer rats in suburbia acquire intelligence and cunning? Answer: when they begin calling each other names. For Duff and Tuff, newly arrived on Conner's lawn after being ejected from a drain culvert during a flood, their I.Q. soon begins to rise while Conner's falls. Conner, you see, is obsessed with TV.