Andrew and the Quest of Orion's Belt (Rise of the Fallen)
Beyond this point is a magical world full of shadows, Twiskers, Brittlewambers, giant, moldy Mushrooms, dragon fireflies, Barnacles, scabs, elves, evil trees, fallen stars, captive kingdoms, living wind, and dreadful darkness.
Only brave individuals should, dare, to read this book. As for myself, I'm brave. I'm not afraid of the dark. Except for when it's dark, of course. Ahem. ENTER AT YOUR RISK.