Zits'n'Bits
by Shaun Allan
Price: $2.99 USD. 5020 words.
Published on April 8, 2011. .
A wonderfully wacky collection of poems for children of all ages. Includes My Cat (the Vampire!), Spider on my Ceiling, Zits, I Want to be Five and The Abominable Snowdrop!
From touching to hilarious, there's somethiing for everyone!
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Books tagged: farts
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I, Earthling
by Bruce Coville
Price: $0.99 USD. 5550 words. Published on August 15, 2011. .
Jacob's father is Earth's first ambassador assigned to another planet. Now Jacob must deal with being the only kid in school without six arms and an extra eye in the middle of his forehead. But his biggest challenge comes when he makes a diplomatic error that could cost him the thing he loves most. A tender story about finding your place in the universe that opens with a major fart scene!
Price: $0.99 USD. 5550 words. Published on August 15, 2011. .
Jacob's father is Earth's first ambassador assigned to another planet. Now Jacob must deal with being the only kid in school without six arms and an extra eye in the middle of his forehead. But his biggest challenge comes when he makes a diplomatic error that could cost him the thing he loves most. A tender story about finding your place in the universe that opens with a major fart scene!
How To Stop Farting
by Trevor Johnson
Price: $2.99 USD. 2010 words. Published by Stonham House Publishing on October 29, 2011. .
Overcome your wind & flatulence naturally.
Price: $2.99 USD. 2010 words. Published by Stonham House Publishing on October 29, 2011. .
Overcome your wind & flatulence naturally.