Books tagged: fast food

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Bead's Pickle    by Carolyn Hill
Price: $2.99 USD. 60920 words. Published on July 29, 2010. .

Bead McCheckrovsky’s band of misfits and teenage runaways have made a home for themselves running a fast-food restaurant aboard the aging starship Anarchy. When that home is threatened by government agents and menacing figures from their unhappy pasts, they hatch a desperate scheme to seek help from a mysterious race of dangerously eccentric aliens. But are the ghostly aliens friend—or foe?
Becoming Human Again    by Suzanne Meier
Price: $5.99 USD. 77540 words. Published on September 19, 2010. .

Becoming Human Again illustrates how off course we are as a society, how we subsist on autopilot, instead of live. Puppeteers run our lives. We fail to notice. We "do" and forget to "be". We succumb to the mass manipulation, with minds asleep. Wake up human race! It's time to get with it. Read this book to learn how checked out we are and how to pull your head out of the sand - permanently!
Eat Right When Time Is Tight    by Patricia Bannan
Price: $7.99 USD. 52220 words. Published by NorLightsPress  on September 22, 2010. .

Eat Right When Time Is Tight includes the latest health and nutrition research and is packed with practical, “no time/no brainer” meals and snacks you can grab on the run. Patricia Bannan’s ten master strategies empower you to make smart choices, even when you’re tired, stressed, and overwhelmed. As a result you’ll have more energy, a happier mood, and lose weight – without suffering.
Noah's Ark Between 2 Buns    by Lotus Rose
Price: $1.49 USD. 2910 words. Published on January 4, 2011. .

A humorous story telling the truth about chicken nuggets. By the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death.
Attack of the Lushites    by Russ Crossley
Price: $6.99 USD. 67100 words. Published by 53rd Street Publishing  on April 25, 2011. .

In this thrilling, adventure-laden, grease-stained, booze-soaked comedy spanning the galaxy of tomorrow, two unlikely heroes find each other as they struggle to save addiction for all human and alien kind.
Round Up At the Burger Bar: The Story of Trixie Pug Part 1    by Russ Crossley
Price: $1.99 USD. 9250 words. Published by 53rd Street Publishing  on June 2, 2011. .

In a world where she who's the fattest wins, one woman eats alone. In the novel, Attack of the Lushites we first met Trixie Pug, CEO of the second most powerful fast food corporation in the galaxy. But how did she rise to control such a powerful and greasy corporation? FREE ENDS APRIL 1ST!
McLife Crisis    by Darrel Miller
Price: Free! 990 words. Published on June 10, 2011. .

Chronicles the symptoms of Midlife Crisis as it applies to Ron McDonald of McDonald's fame.
The Sky Is Falling    by E. Don Harpe
Price: $0.99 USD. 3080 words. Published on June 25, 2011. .

There were hundreds of the objects, falling all about, drifting on the morning breeze and glittering in the sunlight like diamonds. At first Nancy thought they were all of the same blue color, but then she noticed several with wisps of white scattered about on them. She took a few steps sideways and caught one of these pieces. She wanted to get a better look.
Round Up At the Burger Bar: The Story of Trixie Pug Part 2    by Russ Crossley
Price: $1.99 USD. 3690 words. Published by 53rd Street Publishing  on July 16, 2011. .

"In a universe where she's who's the fattest wins, one woman eats alone." Trixie Pug will one day rise to CEO of the second most powerful fast food chain the galaxy. This story tells the tale of her early life and how she slid her way to the top of the greasy mountain crushing those who got in her way like a stale hamburger bun. (Like a stale bun would ever happen! Not!)
The Life of Virginia Wargenheimer    by Danielle Nicole Bienvenu
Price: $0.99 USD. 3760 words. Published on August 2, 2011. .

Virginia attracts trouble wherever she goes whether it's with the Girl Scouts, her high school teachers, the trombone or boys. All she wants is to work at Greasy Cheesey's,get rid of a few pimples and disown her freakish family. Seriously. Bienvenu brings another comedy to the table that will leave you rolling.