Space Ambassadors by Nelson Lynch
Approx. 16,250 words.
Published on July 9, 2011.
Caleb, a good ole Ozark boy, says the barmaid is an alien. He swears she has three breasts, six fingers and seven toes. Bill disagrees. He invites her and her friend Magellana to a catfish fry at a local church. Caleb says they are vampires.