Books tagged: fnord

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Kenny G Must Die- A Satire About Music... And Zombies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 57,320. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The guy in the next cubicle listens exclusively to Kenny G. It's all Aliester Crewley hears at work, day after excruciating day. It's driving him mad. Music this bad can only mean one thing- something demon-ey is afoot. A powerful amateur magickian, Aliester knows how to deal with demons. But actions can have seriously unintended, rather bizarre consequences- of the Apocalyptic kind.
You Say It Without Laughing
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It's a bit of a curse to have a childish sense of humor, but for one Ohio city-councilman, not being able to keep it together could mean the loss of his job. Some of this story is true, but most of it isn't.
Destiny Can Be a Real Pain in the Ass
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What happens if you're the chosen one... but you suck at it?
Moses, God and the Plagues- A Pharaoh's View
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,310. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Everyone is familiar with the ultimate smackdown battle between Moses and the Pharaoh of Egypt. But I don't get the feeling many people have actually read the text.
The Dead Celebrity Space Corps
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,720. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
It's sad when a celebrity dies before their time. But, what if they're not really dead? What if they've just been recruited to a higher purpose?
Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues is the tale of a not particularly likeable fellow named Norman Joyner. A doomcryer from birth- Norman gets his wish when 94% of the population dies of the flu. When the dust clears- Norman has a plan to rule what remains of America- one little white square of TP at a time.
It Takes All Three- A Bobby Stoner Adventure
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,740. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It Takes All Three is a story from the early days of Bobby Stoner- the main character in "The Diary of Bobbys Stoner." In this story, Bobby learns an important lesson about taking things for granted. Oh, and there's a magic bunny rabbit.
Samson and Delilah- WORST. STORY. EVER.
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Religious
I don't know if you've ever read this story in the bible- but man- it sucks!
Infinite Regress
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,480. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
INFINITE REGRESS- A short piece of sci-fi about a girl who has an idea to build a computer inside a computer- and what happens. I originally had the idea for this story when I was thinking about a computer programming class I took way back in like 1983. Enjoy!
Joe the Satirist
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A horror story in the style of Mark Twain about a man named Joe the Satirist who travels from town to town lampooning the local culture.