Kenny G Must Die- A Satire About Music... And Zombies    by William Hrdina
Price: $2.99 USD. 57320 words. Published on July 27, 2010. .
The guy in the next cubicle listens exclusively to Kenny G. It's all Aliester Crewley hears at work, day after excruciating day. It's driving him mad. Music this bad can only mean one thing- something demon-ey is afoot. A powerful amateur magickian, Aliester knows how to deal with demons. But actions can have seriously unintended, rather bizarre consequences- of the Apocalyptic kind.

You Say It Without Laughing    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 1460 words. Published on August 29, 2012. .
It's a bit of a curse to have a childish sense of humor, but for one Ohio city-councilman, not being able to keep it together could mean the loss of his job. Some of this story is true, but most of it isn't.

Destiny Can Be a Real Pain in the Ass    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 2390 words. Published on August 29, 2012. .
What happens if you're the chosen one... but you suck at it?

Moses, God and the Plagues- A Pharaoh's View    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 2310 words. Published on September 6, 2012. .
Everyone is familiar with the ultimate smackdown battle between Moses and the Pharaoh of Egypt. But I don't get the feeling many people have actually read the text.

The Dead Celebrity Space Corps    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 1730 words. Published on September 6, 2012. .
It's sad when a celebrity dies before their time. But, what if they're not really dead? What if they've just been recruited to a higher purpose?

Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 2020 words. Published on September 18, 2012. .
Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues is the tale of a not particularly likeable fellow named Norman Joyner. A doomcryer from birth- Norman gets his wish when 94% of the population dies of the flu. When the dust clears- Norman has a plan to rule what remains of America- one little white square of TP at a time.

It Takes All Three- A Bobby Stoner Adventure    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 2740 words. Published on November 11, 2012. .
It Takes All Three is a story from the early days of Bobby Stoner- the main character in "The Diary of Bobbys Stoner." In this story, Bobby learns an important lesson about taking things for granted. Oh, and there's a magic bunny rabbit.

Samson and Delilah- WORST. STORY. EVER.    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 3110 words. Published on November 26, 2012. .
I don't know if you've ever read this story in the bible- but man- it sucks!

Five Stories Chronicling the Wisdom of Items Found in a Convenience Store    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 1760 words. Published on December 17, 2012. .
Five Stories Chronicling the Wisdom of Items Found in a Convenience Store is a story I wrote in college. For four years I worked midnights at a gas station and the 5 little vignettes in this story were ideas I had at 4:00 in the morning.

A Conspiracy of Stinkies    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 2000 words. Published on January 14, 2013. .
A silly story about what is essentially the Alex Jones of the dog world.