For Sale: One Planet, Gently Used by Richard Alan Dickson
Approx. 8,730 words.
Published on October 26, 2011 by
Grey Cat Press.
One doomed planet. One skilled salesman. One shot at salvation. In the Earth's final days, John Smith must sell the planet so the rest of us can move on. With a thousand generations of used-car salesmen in his blood, he's more than a match for every race in the galaxy save one—the one that just happened to walk in the door.