Books tagged: fortune cookie

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Antler Tales and Foreign Trails
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,090. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2010. Category: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
Travel to Africa's savanna for "Big Game's Big Game" where positions the rhino played were "nose-guard" and "tight-end." Enjoy a humorous nod to those who use antlers in their decorating in "Forgive Her Trespasses" and "Swapping Rooms." In "The Society for the Preservation of the Billabong," discover what Australian animals stash in their pockets. Each poem gives a nod to a Bible phrase or event.
Peking Duck
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 480. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
In an undisclosed location somewhere in China’s wall, a most peculiar baker labored dawn to post-nightfall. This surreptitious baker used fortune and good luck to craft world-famous dishes; his name was Peking Duck.
The First Book Of Tasteless Fortune Cookie Fortunes
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 3,460. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Joe Wang worked for 36 years writing fortunes for fortune cookies. He saved the ones that were rejected as being ‘tasteless’. In this book you will find some of the worst and funniest of the rejected fortunes.
Rejected: Fortune Cookie Fortunes
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious!" Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!
Fortunately
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,490. Language: American English. Published: May 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Brad relies on fortune cookies for relationship advice. The results are mostly comical.