The Haggard Brothers Go To Town by James Pratt
Approx. 5,170 words.
Published on June 25, 2011.
Even before they were remade by their Pa into something not quite human, the Haggard brothers were the terror of the strange place they called home. When Pug Haggard decides to woo Lenore, the beloved daughter of the infamous necromancer Emo Mulcifer, his brothers tag along to run interference against Mulcifer's undead hordes. The question is, what could Pug Haggard possibly say to impress Lenore?