A Norsk Saga: the Shanghai Policeman's Daughter by W H Oxley
Approx. 9,230 words.
Published on October 12, 2013.
Norwegian penises are very large – at least that’s what the Shanghai policeman’s daughter believes – and so when her father suggests that it might be a suitable place to look for a husband she readily agrees. But Norwegian men are baffling: their penises are big enough, but they seem to want to put them into some very strange places.