Blue Moon Lonely Hearts Club by Alexander Hope
Approx. 29,150 words.
Published on September 24, 2011.
J,J, Rotelli, the local butcher, and Duke Hogan, the local singing plumber help Nickel Nose Jones dig a tunnel, from his used car lot, under the Cedar Lake State Bank next door. The trio need the money to payoff two loan sharks for the money used to save the Blue Moon Lonely Hearts Club. The club is in a huge barn on the outskirts of Cedar Lake; it is a chick magnet.