Books tagged: funny as hell

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4 Inches and Counting - a Tale of Shrinking Manhood    by J.M. DeBord
Price: Free! 4240 words. Published on June 19, 2010. .

Let this short story about an incredibly shrinking penis be a lesson to those who lurk the underside of the Internet: Anyone could be watching, recording even your most private moments. The Internet is, after all, a two-way street, and you never know who might be out there. Contains graphic depictions of mutual masturbation, strong language, and suggestive content. No adult images, only text.
Two Tone Jimmy    by Ronald Allen
Price: $0.99 USD. 2290 words. Published by Murder Creek Publishing  on August 4, 2010. .

I hate high pressure sales routines! My wife knows I hate high pressure sales routines, but sometimes she judges the potential rewards sufficient to justify a violation of my sensitivities. That’s what happened the day we met Two Tone Jimmy.
Banana Hammock - A Harry McGlade Mystery (A    by JA Konrath
Price: $2.99 USD. 62450 words. Published on February 3, 2011. .

Banana Hammock is not a single, linear book, and should not be read sequentially, page by page. Instead, it is an interactive text adventure. This ebook is meant to be read out of order, depending on the path you, the reader, choose. Harry McGlade is a continuing character in the Jacqueline “Jack” Daniels series. At the end of each section, you decide where Harry goes, and what he does.
A Punch Line    by I M Kidding
Price: $4.95 USD. 41560 words. Published by Mirador Publishing  on February 8, 2011. .

Hello! This is Punch! Of course you know me. Everybody knows Mister Punch. I have performed more shows than you have eaten dinners. And people all over the world love me. I decided to write my biography. It tells you everything about me (well…not exactly everything!). From my early assumed beginnings with the good old Romans and the better older Greeks to my triumphal stardom in England.
Spinning a Tail    by Marshall J. Pierce
Price: $0.99 USD. 2680 words. Published on March 12, 2011. .

1) squirrels are bad 2) guns are good 3) hoarding is bad 4) cleanliness is important 5) life is just funny as hell 6) you should respect thine enemies 7) my family was ridiculous
Lawn Boy    by Marshall J. Pierce
Price: $0.99 USD. 3640 words. Published on March 12, 2011. .

1) I always wanted to be rich 2) TV had a bad influence on my life 3) my father was a bit difficult 4) appearances are everything 5) I was exceptionally naive 6) I respect well-manicured lawns
Itching For Revenge    by Marshall J. Pierce
Price: $0.99 USD. 6670 words. Published on March 13, 2011. .

1) New Jersey is worse than people even think 2) Springsteen may have made up a lot of stuff 3) Corporate jobs are lame 4) If you need special shampoo you're in trouble 5) Stick to hotel chains
It's Not a Tuba    by Marshall J. Pierce
Price: $0.99 USD. 5770 words. Published on March 14, 2011. .

1) Life was relentlessly embarrassing as a kid 2) I played a number of instruments but never got to play tuba 3) I only pretended to care about things most of the time 4) Innocent but not innocent 5) Being a band teacher must be terrible
No Bull: A Collection of Short Stories    by Marshall J. Pierce
Price: $2.99 USD. 73730 words. Published on March 16, 2011. .

I didn't always get along with my parents. I never really liked any of my jobs. My pets were really important. i am pretty sure I saw a ghost. I have made some stupid decisions now and then. I always thought I was normal... Life can be quite funny despite itself. These are the mostly true tales of a naive kid and childish adult making his way through a complicated and often ridiculous life.
Luvletterz.com Episode 6    by Nathaniel Davis
Price: $0.99 USD. 3220 words. Published on March 11, 2012. .

"Mondays Are for Herding Turtles" - Calvin recovers from his night in the train station by ranting about a horrible Monday.