What the Kid Says (and Sometimes What I Say)    by Jessica Park
Price: $0.99 USD. 9150 words. Published on January 29, 2011. .
A collection of weird discussions that I have with my nine-year-old son that I've centralized in one downloadable location to be easily used against him when he is a teenager. Conversation topics include: God and hoodies, whether or not I killed the Thanksgiving turkey, discovering a Victoria's Secret catalog, anthropomorphizing food items, butlers, how to get girls, and hot tubs.

What the Kid Says 2: At Least He Asked    by Jessica Park
Price: $0.99 USD. 7520 words. Published on January 30, 2011. .
This second WTKS edition delivers all new humorous conversations that I have with my son. Topics include: first crushes, school lunches, word confusion (Concord vs. conquered), clones, swearing while driving, the pros and cons of television, and the kid's interpretation of holidays. With plenty to make you laugh, and a bit to make you cry, this download has something for all those who love kids.

Diary of an Accidental Dad    by Alex Goetchius
Price: $5.99 USD. 29610 words. Published by Martin Sisters Publishing on May 3, 2012. .
Diary of an Accidental Dad is Erma Bombeck if she liked a good spanking and drank a bit too much. These stories hit so close to home that they have to be true, but they are written in a witty, articulate, self-deprecating style that will make milk squirt from your nose~even if you don’t drink milk.