Xanta Claus
by Don Keeler
Price: $2.99 USD. 69980 words.
Published on August 30, 2009. .
Xanta Claus is a new, humorous holiday fiction that spans the emotional spectrum from; hysterically funny, search for love and the struggle to help humanity. Xanta Claus is about David Kringle, Santa’s brother, who realizes his destiny is to start his own fairy tale (Xanta Claus) which starts where Santa Claus’s ends.
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Books tagged: funny stories
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Akashik Ch1 - "An Unlikely Meeting"
by Writers of the Apocalypse
Price: Free! 280 words. Published on October 19, 2009. .
Taus isn't out for trouble. She's out for a new ship. When she trades her old clunker in for something different, she gets more than she bargained for. As if a dead hyper-drive isn't enough for worries, she finds out she has a stowaway aboard. And she might be running low on wine.
Price: Free! 280 words. Published on October 19, 2009. .
Taus isn't out for trouble. She's out for a new ship. When she trades her old clunker in for something different, she gets more than she bargained for. As if a dead hyper-drive isn't enough for worries, she finds out she has a stowaway aboard. And she might be running low on wine.
The Quick Quirk Quiz - National Chains & Name Brands
by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen
Price: $0.99 USD. 8250 words. Published on November 5, 2009. .
Behind every national chain and name brand lies the story of the people and the circumstances that turned an idea into a readily recognized icon. Try your hand at matching these 28 stories to the names that make America great.
Price: $0.99 USD. 8250 words. Published on November 5, 2009. .
Behind every national chain and name brand lies the story of the people and the circumstances that turned an idea into a readily recognized icon. Try your hand at matching these 28 stories to the names that make America great.
What a Hullabaloo!
by phillip whittington
Price: $4.99 USD. 11700 words. Published on November 30, 2009. .
It’s poetry it’s fun and it’s not just for children! This book is about moments, the ones from childhood. The ones in which we dared to dream, the dreams we did not fear to follow. Nothing could stop us for we were children, and impossible was a word we’d not yet learnt. But there are parents and teachers and people with beards and that can only mean one thing, trouble!
Price: $4.99 USD. 11700 words. Published on November 30, 2009. .
It’s poetry it’s fun and it’s not just for children! This book is about moments, the ones from childhood. The ones in which we dared to dream, the dreams we did not fear to follow. Nothing could stop us for we were children, and impossible was a word we’d not yet learnt. But there are parents and teachers and people with beards and that can only mean one thing, trouble!
The Big Green
by Michael Reilly
You set the price! 18030 words. Published on December 4, 2009. .
A comedy in which two hapless down-and-out schemers, Jenks and Riley, commandeer a World War II Aircraft Carrier in Hawaii, re-christen it “The Big Green” and head for Japan. They plan to cover it in sod and palm trees to create the World's only floating golf course. Taking advantage of a reunion by the WWII crew to protest the scrapping of their old flattop, Jenks enlists their support.
You set the price! 18030 words. Published on December 4, 2009. .
A comedy in which two hapless down-and-out schemers, Jenks and Riley, commandeer a World War II Aircraft Carrier in Hawaii, re-christen it “The Big Green” and head for Japan. They plan to cover it in sod and palm trees to create the World's only floating golf course. Taking advantage of a reunion by the WWII crew to protest the scrapping of their old flattop, Jenks enlists their support.
Chet's Cheap Grub Grill - Adventure Stories and Cookbook for Vagabonds And Other Bachelor Types
by Greg Woodard
Price: $1.99 USD. 11060 words. Published on December 30, 2009. .
This cookbook is like none other. Every recipe is preceded by an adventure tale that explains the birth of each delicious and fun to prepare dish. Some of Chet’s food adventures include: Being pursued by a dangerous assassin, held captive by an aging Russian spy and discovering the secret Chinese recipe for constipated lumberjacks. A must for bachelor types and vagabonds all.
Price: $1.99 USD. 11060 words. Published on December 30, 2009. .
This cookbook is like none other. Every recipe is preceded by an adventure tale that explains the birth of each delicious and fun to prepare dish. Some of Chet’s food adventures include: Being pursued by a dangerous assassin, held captive by an aging Russian spy and discovering the secret Chinese recipe for constipated lumberjacks. A must for bachelor types and vagabonds all.
The Meaning of Larf
by Philip Bradbury
Price: $2.99 USD. 29370 words. Published on January 16, 2010. .
125 luscious pages of amusement for anyone who likes a laugh and some thoughtfulness. Gathered from hundreds of unsolicited emails over eons of monitor-staring pleasure, these tid-bits of nonsense, sense and otherwise gritty, pithy and rather silly jottings of so many scribes, most called Anony Mouse, cannot go unheralded.
Price: $2.99 USD. 29370 words. Published on January 16, 2010. .
125 luscious pages of amusement for anyone who likes a laugh and some thoughtfulness. Gathered from hundreds of unsolicited emails over eons of monitor-staring pleasure, these tid-bits of nonsense, sense and otherwise gritty, pithy and rather silly jottings of so many scribes, most called Anony Mouse, cannot go unheralded.
Angel Star
by Brennan Haley
Price: Free! 2200 words. Published on March 2, 2010. .
The youngest and shortest swashbuckler ever is Jordan the Pirate. Can he and his crew rescue the poor Princess Wilamenia from the terrifying Oggley Boggley monster? The Angel Star is their only hope in this fast paced, humor filled adventure that is as short as it's hero. There's only 2221 words but each one counts for an instantly fun solution to twenty minutes of boredom. Just click and play.
Price: Free! 2200 words. Published on March 2, 2010. .
The youngest and shortest swashbuckler ever is Jordan the Pirate. Can he and his crew rescue the poor Princess Wilamenia from the terrifying Oggley Boggley monster? The Angel Star is their only hope in this fast paced, humor filled adventure that is as short as it's hero. There's only 2221 words but each one counts for an instantly fun solution to twenty minutes of boredom. Just click and play.
The Couch Potato
by Brennan Haley
Price: Free! 1350 words. Published on March 7, 2010. .
It was just another day for Dave the Couch Potato until the Monster rang his door bell. Then he invited more trouble in than he ever expected and bit off more than he could possibly chew. 1341 good clean scary fun words awaits anyone who dares to click "download".
Price: Free! 1350 words. Published on March 7, 2010. .
It was just another day for Dave the Couch Potato until the Monster rang his door bell. Then he invited more trouble in than he ever expected and bit off more than he could possibly chew. 1341 good clean scary fun words awaits anyone who dares to click "download".
Double Feature: Jordan and the Star Flower - Pequenito the Chihuahua
by Brennan Haley
Price: $0.99 USD. 5540 words. Published on March 10, 2010. .
Will Jordan the Pirate and Witch Doctor Aryu kill each other searching for the exotic Star Flower before or after they face the terrible monster of the Amazon following them? Pequenito is the smallest of Chihuahuas who must confront schoolyard bullies with the help of a new friend. Two great stories to delight you and your kids for less than one cup of coffee or a chocolate bar? Bargain!
Price: $0.99 USD. 5540 words. Published on March 10, 2010. .
Will Jordan the Pirate and Witch Doctor Aryu kill each other searching for the exotic Star Flower before or after they face the terrible monster of the Amazon following them? Pequenito is the smallest of Chihuahuas who must confront schoolyard bullies with the help of a new friend. Two great stories to delight you and your kids for less than one cup of coffee or a chocolate bar? Bargain!