A 40-year-old Midget in a Little Girl's Suit    by Bette Nunn
Price: $4.99 USD. 15760 words. Published by Fideli Publishing on July 28, 2010. .
This story is about Abby Walls Huff’s life and the funny things she said and did. The book is compiled from things her mother, the author, collected over the years, adding that Abby was the funniest of her three children. This is a story about an extended family and things that happened as they were growing up.

What the Kid Says (and Sometimes What I Say)    by Jessica Park
Price: $0.99 USD. 9150 words. Published on January 29, 2011. .
A collection of weird discussions that I have with my nine-year-old son that I've centralized in one downloadable location to be easily used against him when he is a teenager. Conversation topics include: God and hoodies, whether or not I killed the Thanksgiving turkey, discovering a Victoria's Secret catalog, anthropomorphizing food items, butlers, how to get girls, and hot tubs.

What the Kid Says 2: At Least He Asked    by Jessica Park
Price: $0.99 USD. 7520 words. Published on January 30, 2011. .
This second WTKS edition delivers all new humorous conversations that I have with my son. Topics include: first crushes, school lunches, word confusion (Concord vs. conquered), clones, swearing while driving, the pros and cons of television, and the kid's interpretation of holidays. With plenty to make you laugh, and a bit to make you cry, this download has something for all those who love kids.