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Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 5: Discombobulated
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,910. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Discombobulated is the fifth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Captive Audience
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong? Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,600 words.
Ten Stinky Stories: Vol. 1
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 33,110. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Over 100 pages (approximately 32,000 words).
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 4: Disrespected
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,670. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Disrespected is the fourth episode of the ongoing serial, Bottling Farts, Inc., created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Turtle Monkey and the Magic Garden
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,550. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Turtle Monkey gets in trouble – again – after Fuzztastic gets candy in his fur, so she has to help in her Aunt and Uncle's garden. Will her punishment fit the crime? What will she find in the garden? For ages 4-8. (Word count 2231, 6 color illustrations.)
Four Stinky Stories: Vol. 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,960. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone's favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 14,000 words in all.
Tot de dood ons schijt
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: Dutch. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
De angsten van Helen Hubbard worden eindelijk bevestigd. Op een ochtend tijdens de brunch in haar favoriete restaurant bekent haar man Gary dat hij haar bedriegt en klaar is om te vertrekken. Als ze doorvraagt over de materie, komt ze meer te weten over zijn mysterieuze minnares Muffy. "Dus je laat mij in de steek voor een scheet???" riep Helen.
Gastrointestinal Blues
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,170. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies?
Energy Development and Permitting in Alaska: Managing for the Future in a Rapidly Changing Arctic - Oil and Gas, Mining, Shipping and Fisheries, Global Warming and Climate Change
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 73,000. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » History » Polar regions, Nonfiction » Engineering, trades, and technology » Power Resources / Fossil Fuels
This report, which focuses on the portions of the Arctic that are within U.S. jurisdiction, seeks to build upon those efforts by exploring common management approaches to address this rapidly changing region.
20 Common Questions About Farts
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,340. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? And many, many more!