The Princess of the Andes by Victor J. Banis
Approx. 4,110 words.
Published on June 14, 2010 by
On a long ocean voyage, there are few things worse than being trapped at sea with a person who bores you to tears. The captain of The Princess of the Andes thinks he may have a solution to his annoying and talkative passenger, but his plan is going to require some VERY unusual intervention by his crew if it's to succeed.