"Why Is There a Hippo in the Toilet?!" by Kimberly Dawn Rempel
Approx. 1,590 words.
Published on October 22, 2013.
Moms say the darndest things. Who else would utter the things recorded in this collection? Only a mom would instruct, "We don't touch our bums with spoons" or "If you're going to eat off your shirt, at least use a spoon!"
Makes a great gift for moms everywhere.