Books tagged: gnomes

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First Dimension
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 68,420. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
As the Whispering Pines’ school year ends, Bobby Brown, almost 13, has been saving his paper route tips for one special thing, The New InterPolar Radio. Bobby is surprised when one of his customers, Mrs. Andrews, gives him a radio and their garden gnome. The Andrews will be gone—long gone—leaving their home for the First Dimension, an alternative universe. And the gnome? He talks.
In Search of Nectar
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Price: Free! Words: 4,880. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous short story. Just when Wilburn G. Walsh thinks his destiny as an accountant is set in stone, a high-ranking Gnome official gives him an offer he can't refuse.
Jacob and the Gnome
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,680. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2012 by Gypsy Shadow Publishing. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Through the innocent eyes of a child comes A NEW STORY of hope that will take you places you've only dreamed of.
Wrath of Takrah
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 203,230. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The balance has been broken. The gods known as the Nine have been banished from the mortal realm of Terahn by the Tenth Deity Takrah, and the world begins to be consumed by darkness and slowly succumbs to an icy death. The agony of the dying feeds Her, and if no one acts She will be released from Her divine prison. The only the young mage Dax Falken can discover how to stop Her. Or die trying.
The Gnomes of Tucson
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Series: Randal Regulus, Monster Hunter, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,390. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure
Randal and his friends are off for training to become real monster hunters. Training is full of surprises, but the biggest surprise comes when a small horde of gnomes overruns their dorm. It will take all their wits-and a package of wasabi almonds-to escape from the pizza-stealing, alarm clock-sabotaging, and friend-kidnapping monsters who can walk through walls.
The Gnomes That Time Forgot
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,080. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"This is cult reading...." Take a trip on the far side and ride through this brief history of gnomes. Fifteen illustrated profiles of gnomes that shook the world; infamous only through the delusions of others. From Zog the Rudimentary to the Black Hole of Otto you will discover the astonishing 'truth' of how gnomic perception has influenced the course of history and muddled the lives of men.
Trolympics
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Price: Free! Words: 14,030. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
The games of the thirtieth Trolympiad are being held in Slag Valley and Lord Coal himself will preside over the opening ceremony, lighting the Great Torch and firing off the greatest sporting event in the troll calendar. But tickets are hard to come by, so when Herbert wins some in a bet, he and the family are off to Slag Valley like a shot. Only sport isn't the only thing on the agenda.
Blue Dragon Pie
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Price: Free! Words: 14,330. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Gordon wants to see his name over his own pie shop, by the sea. The only thing stopping him is a distinct lack of money. Instead he is stuck down Clag Alley, selling his wares from a barrow.
Weird Golf: 18 tales of fantastic, horrific, scientifically impossible, and morally reprehensible golf
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,430. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tongue firmly in cheek, Dave Donelson tells some of the strangest stories in golf. Like the grudge match at Pebble Beach between Superman and Batman. Meet the golf pro who sold his soul to the devil and the werewolf who makes a run at the Grand Slam. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even throw up your dinner but Weird Golf will make you think twice about teeing it up at twilight.
Suburban Gnome Invasion’
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,070. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2012 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
When a gnome family takes up residence under a house in a suburban neighborhood, a human family realizes the creatures aren't your normal garden variety.