Books tagged: gnomes

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Weird Golf: 18 tales of fantastic, horrific, scientifically impossible, and morally reprehensible golf
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,430. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tongue firmly in cheek, Dave Donelson tells some of the strangest stories in golf. Like the grudge match at Pebble Beach between Superman and Batman. Meet the golf pro who sold his soul to the devil and the werewolf who makes a run at the Grand Slam. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even throw up your dinner but Weird Golf will make you think twice about teeing it up at twilight.
Suburban Gnome Invasion’
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,070. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2012 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
When a gnome family takes up residence under a house in a suburban neighborhood, a human family realizes the creatures aren't your normal garden variety.
Nomerovia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Count Lackheart hates the Nomerovians, with their lush green rolling hills and happy sappy dispositions; he even disliked their cheerful cloths. As much as he dislikes the Nomerovians in general, the Count can't stand Prince Gustav. He wants to be rid of them forever. What evil deeds will the Count devise to be rid of the Nomerovians forever?
Doctor Gnome
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 56,390. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Alchemy Pond, suave and powerful elven wizard, has been sent to lush, tropical Buteamore to uncover a gnomish plot devised by the diabolical Doctor Gnome. Some very beautiful forces stand between Alchemy and his goals, using their own brand of magic against him. Faced with more monsters than he could ever have imagined, the elf struggles to find answers.
Scandalous
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Price: Free! Words: 15,580. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Mayhem ensues at a Victorian English party when the belle of the ball seduces a womanizing baron and pushes him to commit the most scandalous of actions.
Gnomes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Legends, Myths, Fables / General
Gnomes is a story about real gnomes.not the bright, cheery garden variety.Real gnomes are small, quick with foxes,cats and humans to worry about.Occasionally a gnome is seen by a human, very occasionally something special happens when they meet. So it is when Michael ,a boy, meets Nettles the gnome.Together they have to try to stop Gurn from reactivating an army of goblins
The Gnome And Mrs. Meyers
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,290. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
When Mrs. Meyers wins the "Expect The Unexpected Sweepstakes" she thinks everything in her life will turn around. But the prize of precious jewels comes with a catch: she must keep an ancient gnome safe, secure, and entertained for three months at her condo. Is she up to the challenge of this unique homestay program? But, most importantly, what will a gnome think of Chicago deep-dish pizza?
Gnome Jelly
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Shakespeare’s aunt staves off trouble with the village gnomes after they blame her for a pair of their missing youngsters.
Gnomes Too
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,070. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Legends, Myths, Fables / General
The story of the gnomes of Gander continues.Having survived the threat of an army of goblins they now have the man from the Ministry and Aunt Sara to worry about. With the help of Mad Pete, the hermit, they set about thwarting the man from the Ministry. At Gander Hall, however, Aunt Sara's plans are spiralling out of control.
Happy Stories for Busy People
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Price: $4.79 USD. Words: 30,930. Language: British English. Published: November 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From an award-winning storyteller, Happy Stories for Busy People is a collection of warm, witty and weird short stories suitable for adults, older children and whoever else likes to laugh and/or feel nice.