By Richard Quarry
Published: December 13, 2012.
Sarah Palin as a ten-foot Terror Bird? Glenn Beck as a ... well whatever, it sure is ugly. Pretty scary, now that the Timekeeper's started humanity devolving back toward the Jurassic. Sadly, mankind's last best hope falls to Galloping Ariadne, Philip the Assault Otter, and their gallant (well...) band of misfits as they brave dinosaurs, temple gods, and Sarah's horde of man-eating sheep.