Clown and Taxi Driver (Combined Edition) by Kenneth Guthrie
Approx. 3,890 words.
Published on September 24, 2011 by
Lunatic Ink Publishing.
He has avoided family events for 2 years now, but this year his beloved sister has forced him into the role of clown for a nephew’s birthday party. That’s why he’s in the closet right now with his dead niece wondering how he’s going to escape this perilous situation. 70 family members await the clown, but will he be able to keep a straight face? (Contains two stories.)