The Utterly Depressing Adventures of Super WalMart    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 2900 words. Published on October 14, 2012. .
A darkly satirical look at how helpless we are against corporate power and what happens when the phrase 'super walmart' becomes literal.

The Room Behind the Wall    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 3510 words. Published on October 28, 2012. .
When you buy a new house you never really know what you're going to get. My take on the classic horror trope: the room behind the wall.

It Takes All Three- A Bobby Stoner Adventure    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 2740 words. Published on November 11, 2012. .
It Takes All Three is a story from the early days of Bobby Stoner- the main character in "The Diary of Bobbys Stoner." In this story, Bobby learns an important lesson about taking things for granted. Oh, and there's a magic bunny rabbit.

Samson and Delilah- WORST. STORY. EVER.    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 3110 words. Published on November 26, 2012. .
I don't know if you've ever read this story in the bible- but man- it sucks!

Five Stories Chronicling the Wisdom of Items Found in a Convenience Store    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 1760 words. Published on December 17, 2012. .
Five Stories Chronicling the Wisdom of Items Found in a Convenience Store is a story I wrote in college. For four years I worked midnights at a gas station and the 5 little vignettes in this story were ideas I had at 4:00 in the morning.

A Conspiracy of Stinkies    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 2000 words. Published on January 14, 2013. .
A silly story about what is essentially the Alex Jones of the dog world.

The Cult of Synergy    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 1550 words. Published on February 1, 2013. .
A satirical story about corporate synergy- past and future. You will believe.

Life of Crime    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 4250 words. Published on February 25, 2013. .
Life of Crime tells the story of a son who discovers his boring baby boomer parents have been living a secret life- a secret life that has recently gotten out of hand. (I have a strong feeling this story will eventually be expanded into a full novel- the characters- especially the parents, have been hanging around in the back of my imagination- they have much more to say)

Infinite Regress    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 2480 words. Published on March 20, 2013. .
INFINITE REGRESS- A short piece of sci-fi about a girl who has an idea to build a computer inside a computer- and what happens. I originally had the idea for this story when I was thinking about a computer programming class I took way back in like 1983. Enjoy!

Joe the Satirist    by William Hrdina
Price: Free! 4210 words. Published on May 17, 2013. .
A horror story in the style of Mark Twain.