The New Revised Catechlysm    by Brother Paul, D.U.I.
Price: $6.99 USD. 33960 words. Published on November 9, 2011. .
This magnificently fractured version of the old Baltimore Catechism is a hand-crafted creation, employing old-world, artisanal techniques of print-on-demand and e-books. Produced with paper made from the starched wimples of old nuns, and ink from the black hearts of sinners mixed with penitents’ tears, it’s a book you’ll want to mortify yourself with over and over again.

The Complete, Abridged Recipes of Shakespeare    by Alberto Giuseppe
Price: $0.99 USD. 32690 words. Published on March 29, 2012. .
This book contains only 28 of Shakespeare’s hundreds if not thousands of now world-renowned recipes. Owner and executive chef of The Globe, it has always been William’s design to give his patrons more than merely a banal industrial meal, (like, say, an Olive Garden Stuffed Chicken Marsala 9.95 special).

Lorton's Quick Reads - Volume II    by William F. Lorton, Sr.
Price: $0.99 USD. 6260 words. Published on May 1, 2012. .
This is the second of a collection of very short stories. Each one is intended to be read in a single sitting, with the goal of being entertaining, with the occasional deep thought tossed in. Most of the time, humor reigns. The stories are so short and enticing, that they are great, fun, quick reads and page-turners.

The Attic Piranhas    by Marlin Williams
Price: $3.99 USD. 51320 words. Published on May 6, 2012. .
Max Fagan's life is in a rut until his encounter with Mr. Wong, a wise old sage with mystical powers of prophecy. But that's only the beginning. Max's life is suddenly turned upside down after stumbling across a mysterious machine that promises a quick fix to his problems. Join Max as he discovers one of the well guarded secrets of The Universe that lands him in hot water.

The Mini Adventures of Misha: Four Days in San Francisco    by Patricia La Bella
Price: $1.99 USD. 23920 words. Published on May 11, 2012. .
Follow the gregarious 10-year-old Misha and her well-intentioned mom as they stumble upon one hilarious adventure after another in the city by the bay. Misha’s mom is excited to introduce her daughter to culture and diversity. Misha, however has one goal in mind: Get to The Holy Grail of shopping – The miraculous five-story SAKS FIFTH AVENUE! Misha finds that it isn't so easy with mom in the way!