"Gabardine whispers, combustible sweets, weapons of mass meringue, blue-hairs abound... pure insanity! Will you laugh... or cry? The layer between is thin, dear reader. Beware!" ***This is a short, humorous work. Thus, I do not apologize for my brevity or wit. For the long, serious stuff, like Life, Death, taxes, religion, serial killers, or Dead Superhero Rock Stars, please check out my website.