The Death Coach by Matthew Callahan
Price: $0.99 USD. 7450 words.
Published on October 19, 2011. .
Vampires revealed themselves and the party ended. They abandoned the old ways to embrace legal recognition, cheap blood from the grocery, and the new drug Pacivamp that calms them.
Gerard Martin, undead for two centuries, now wastes his nights playing online games. Desperate to regain his passion, he hires a self-proclaimed life coach for the undead. A death coach.