By Jay Vogel
Published: December 16, 2013.
"Introducing the Human-Kalos Interface (HKI)! No longer will you need a computer to access the world's most popular and immersive social network: The Kalos. The HKI, once installed in your cerebral cortex, uses the latest in brainwave processing technology to connect your thoughts, emotions, memories--essentially, YOU-- to everyone around the world. You will never be lonely again."