The First Thing We Do Is Kill All The Isms by Howie Siegel
Approx. 89,010 words.
Published on April 19, 2013.
Kill All the Isms is a Jonathan Swift meets George Carlin approach to the intrinsic absurdity of ideologies – secular and religious – and the venality, megalomania and utter shamelessness of their salesmen. Communism, Conservatism, Patriotism, Pacifism, Evangelicalism, Catholicism – Kill all the Isms puts forth the case that the only good ism is a dead ism.