In Search of the Golden Shiksa by Roger Levine
Approx. 64,520 words.
Published on October 7, 2010.
Call me Weinstein. I have lived my life of quiet desperation dominated by women. Well, not really dominated by them. More like dominated by the need for them. Controlled by the lack thereof and the pursuit therein. I have done it all. Singles dances, volleyball games, bike rides, video dating, even (God Forbid), folk dancing. I have done it all in search of the Golden Shiksa.