This Will Not Look Good on My Resume by Jass Richards
Approx. 69,970 words.
Published on September 2, 2010 by
“Ya made me snort root beer out my nose!” Moriah Jovan, The Proviso. “Sharp and pointy.” Peg Tittle, What If... Everyone gets fired at least once in their life. And if not, well, they’re just not trying very hard. And we all think of brilliant and immature 'shoulda saids' and 'shoulda dones' for weeks after. (Okay, years.)
A quirky bit of fun that slaps you upside the head.