Never Kiss a Screaming Monkey: Living with, Loving & Surviving a Redneck by Kit Frazier
Approx. 8,290 words.
Published on August 14, 2011.
Award-winning author and journalist Kit Frazier's laugh-out-loud funny guide to living with, loving and surviving a redneck.
Includes Where to Find a Redneck If you Must; The Redneck Catch & Release Program, and how to load a Redneck Dishwasher: Gimme Caps on the top rack, Transmissions on the bottom.