By Peter Knowles
Published: March 24, 2010.
The story of a boy called 'Lad'.
His dad had a piece of pit belting, not a belt to hold up his trousers, a piece of conveyor belt about two inches wide and two feet long that he used to smack their backsides with, well his at least. I mean, I never recall his sisters being smacked and anyway he was always told that in his family ‘Males do not hit females'
Taken from the book 'Brainless Bugger'