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Trumpeted the Elephant
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You set the price! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
The story of a great big elephant who loves to boast way too much about how big and strong he is, and how a tiny little ant brings him down to size.
Master of the Wind
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You set the price! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
A cheetah and a bird compete to see which one will obtain the title of "Master of the Wind".
Eve's Election
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Price: Free! Words: 430. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Stories in Verse
Eve stars in this story-poem about the up and down game of politics.
Johnny's Demons
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Price: Free! Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Johnny has demons, and tape-decks, and possibly other ancient shit. Sadly though, neither he nor this story possess any rampaging robots. I know, right?
Killin Machine
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Price: Free! Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jake Barnes, an odd man, is a struggling novelist that makes his living at a publishing house where the owner and the other employees find him too strange to fraternize with. His social life and his writing career change when a mysterious man shows up on his doorstep demanding that Jake hand over the man’s cat. Quirky humor.
Allow Me To Introduce Marlow Samson
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,390. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2013 by UpsetAppleCart Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Allow me to Introduce Marlow Samson: loner, loser, and he's a little past his expiration. Marlow is afflicted with a unique and terrible condition that has literally taken his life. He's not your predicable undead hunk, he doesn't sparkle or have an Transylvanian accent. He's just plain old Marlow and his life sucks.
Dishwaster
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Series: Ethereal. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,770. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2013 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Washing dishes: a decent way to scrounge a living. But as a career path? Not so much. Things get just a little bleaker when your latest ex-boss dubs you Dishwaster for your ability of breaking crockery. But could another world have a use for such a skill? A fantastical story of breaking dishes and granting wishes. Dishwaster: an Ethereal short story.
The Good, the Plaid, and the Ugly
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Price: Free! Words: 21,030. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After a miserable high school experience, Jack has stopped evolving as a contributing member of society. Meanwhile, his career driven brother, Tim, has become about as exciting as an old hot dog. The story unfolds around these two brothers' pursuit of a misplaced family heirloom, resulting in an unusual tale of redemption, sibling rivalry, and lesbian coleslaw wrestling.
Losing It: Ten Easy Steps to Losing a Fortune on the Stock Market
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Price: Free! Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2013. Category: Essay » Business
Do you have money to burn? Are you over-taxed, bored or self-destructive? Looking for a way to wipe out your savings and lower your standard of living as conventionally understood by today's happening urbanite? Then this is the e-book for you!
Suicide Notes From A Wedding
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Price: Free! Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Some six months before killing himself, Lucky Saurelius is honor bound to serve as a groomsman at his best friend's wedding. Armed with a rented tux, carton of cigarettes and a bottle of Grey Goose, he strikes out for Pennsylvania. With one last chance to settle his affairs, and no chance of turning things around, Lucky inadvertently resolves to compose the suicide note to end all suicide notes.