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Space Ambassadors
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,250. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Caleb, a good ole Ozark boy, says the barmaid is an alien. He swears she has three breasts, six fingers and seven toes. Bill disagrees. He invites her and her friend Magellana to a catfish fry at a local church. Caleb says they are vampires.
The Taylorville Pearl
Price: Free! Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Countess of Crisfield and the Baron of Bishopville stop at an inn in rural Eastern Shore during the Revolutionary era. They want rooms, ale and dozens of oysters. The beautiful Duchess of Dorchester arrives and also needs a room. There is only one room but the barn loft has clean hay. The Duchess finds a beautiful black pearl in her oyster. Everyone claims it, including Joanna, the innkeeper