Fartypants! – From Stinker to Fart Master by Chuck L. Kidder
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Published on June 28, 2012. .
Craig wants to be a super spy like his folks, but his nose-melting, ear-splitting farts will blow a spy’s cover sky high. Defarting remedies by weird scientists and doctors give him explosive results, but no cure. Then a spy cell of alien space vegetables out to conquer Earth nab and stash him in their starship. Can Craig use his spy smarts and stinky sonic booms to escape and save our planet?