The Unpublishables    by Steve Lavigne
Price: Free! 7980 words. Published on February 21, 2012. .
From the author of The 2012 Um-Yangian, this work is comprised of a lifetime of off and on again writing that is not quite "publishable" despite a few gems hidden here and there. Publishing these is akin to going to the beach after a long winter of no sun and gaining a lot of weight, it seems like a good idea until you actually get there. No,no really, I thought this was a clothing optional area